Herd of Snails

I asked a client today if they received what I had sent them in the mail yet (I sent it via regular mail – as in snail mail). He answered that yes he had received it today, and I quote, “Delivered by stagecoach and a herd of thundering snails!

…a herd of thundering snails…this is what popped into my head.

Herd of Snails

Can you hear them thundering? oh yes, thundering snails…

..and with that one sentence, he has reduced me to drawing snails in paint…and randomly giggling.

There may be hope for me yet.